The animal in man

What ever one chooses to believe, every human has an animal(s) within. In most cases you have more than one, probably as many as a hundred. All it takes is the right situations or scenarios and BAM! You start exhibiting your animalistic traits. In the face of fear, some act the chicken they are, some lions, some are slithering snakes, whatever way one chooses to act on any given Sunday, is simply just acting the animal way.
Nope am not crazy, probably bored…lol, but be it as it may, you have to believe I’m right. Of all the animals God created man’s the ultimate prime. Did you ever wonder why we came last, why did He chose to make us look like an after thought (not saying he did)? Truth is for every unique creation, experiments must be made, till you arrive at you perfect precious. (I’m guessing monkeys where our last almost unique animal, am thinking he found them to be too hairy, noisy and mischievous so he corrected that with use except the mischief part)
After the uttering of the word, snapping of fingers, there was light, then night and day, bla bla bla……you know the story, and finally He got down to the business of the day (fourth day), creating life, Gen 1: 20, he started with the water animals, fishes, whales, jelly fish, shark, shawa, titus…….seriously living in water didn’t look like the best of options, they couldn’t be His prime, Life in water 24/7. Next stop were flying animals, now that would have be kinda cool, being able to fly, (without the feathers though), but hey picture traffic in the air, and being covered in feathers and chics laying eggs……lol, just so not cool.
Day 5, Gen 1:24, creation of cattle, creeping things and beasts of the earth, each according to its kind…..lol, would so love to see us working on all fours, eating grass spinning webs, licking ourselves clean and taking a dump anywhere we see fit. In the end we just weren’t cut out for all that drama, humiliation and grotesque life.
Finally came the creation of You, every You created unique on its own, best way that being made possible was by adding a little bit of animal traits here and there to create the one perfect you. Example, Nokia phone, right from 3310, 1100 down to the E and N series, it still has a unique feature, might be logo, ring tone, games or application, you can always tell a Nokia phone from Sony Ericsson. Same goes for man, you could be white, black, red, purple, and you’ll still have the traits that distinguish you as a human with animal instincts/traits. The biggest difference is just the will, free will, being able to think on your own.
When you’re called a coward, just a nice way of calling you chicken, you’re sluggish/slow - You’re a snail,
You’re a glutton-big fat pig,
Strong-you’re a horse,
Slippery-snake,
Selfish- my dog (andro),
Noisy/fool of pranks- monkey
Playful- puppy,
Slut-female dog (B***H),
Cute- kitten,
Stupid -turkey,
Stubborn - goat,
Ugly- camel/vulture,
Hard working-ant,
Crazy laughter-hyena,
Drunkard-fish
Night crawler-owl
Short sighted/blind- bat
Pest-fly, mosquito
Attaché-ticks
Hairy- definitely an ape
Dirty-pig
Smelly-goat/skunk
Talkative-parrot
Helpful – dolphin
Big and dumb- buffalo
Slim and dumb-giraffe
Just dumb – donkey
Miser – hermit crab
Boring – cow
Fart a lot – skunk
Cunning – definitely not tortoise (don’t know where all em story books got the idea)
Gullible – still a fish
Lecher – dog
Slim and ugly – chiwawa (spelling right)
Fat and ugly – Obasanjo (don’t get me wrong, that’s an animal)
Fat and lazy – hippo
Big and slow – elephant
Player – bull
Scavenger – vulture
Could go on and on with the list but my favourite of all is tall, strong, handsome – ME
Lol…….
So knock yourself out and add more if you like bit know this, when you see some one acting up, remember he’s just acting the animal in him/her