MAKING A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL

WARNING: THIS NOTE IS CONTENT SENSITIVE, IF YOU HAVE STRONG RELIGIOUS BELIEVE PLS REFRAIN FROM READING THIS. ALSO DO NOT JUDGE ME BASED BY THIS.......LOL, like i care hahaha

They say an idle mind is the devils work shop, true words, meaning unless you want the devil to get made and paid using you mind, try not to be idle. BUT if you insist on being idle, why don’t you get a better deal outta this union or should i say business....let me deviate here......

All through history the one thing that is constant is change, a lot has changed since creation, examples
Then it was telegrams, now we have FACEBOOK
Then it was cart on wheels dragged by men, now its automobile driven by man
Then it was communication via smoke/bow & arrow, birds (the bird thing’s cool) now we have mobile phones
VCR now BLUE RAY
MACKINTOSH now I PADS
Hand wound projector TV, now PLASMA, LCD, HD ......so you get my gist...back to the topic

Since everything evolves, why not evolve in the types of sin committed. Get a better deal from the devil, I mean, picture yourself in hell and everyone is bragging about what got them to the joint.

1st guy.......I killed 5 men with out spilling their blood

2nd guy.......I robbed a multinational company from my bathroom

1st chick........I had over 20condos scattered around the world and didnt pay for one. all thanks to my dead husbands/muguS

3rd guy…….i stole over a billion dollars from my country and was rewarded by being made president.

THEN YOU............am here because i pictured sleep with a guy/girl in my head.......lol, seriously the torture wont be the place you're in, it'll be from the thought of "had i know i would have done worse".....

SO WHY SETTLE FOR LESS? UP GRADE YOUR SINS

EXAMPLES

I'll start with the most common of all........SEX...fornication, adultery, paedophilia, masochism, cougars, prostitution...etc

Why kill yourself dreaming of IT? when you can pay a hooker....down side, STD, AIDS

Why be a hooker and stand on the road side at night, when the chances of clientele is slim, rape- high, when you can be a runs girl with 36 boy friends in the 36 states and play them mugu.

Why cheat on your girl friend with girls in the same state, when you can have a girlfriend in every state.

Why sleep with the house girl/Gardner (that’s so old school) with a high chance of knocking her/yourself up, getting cut and thrown out? Seriously what do you think your friends will say when you tell them your story, you’ll be tagged a fool. Try going to bars, clubs, beaches, universities, you’ll always find a girl to play mugu with or a boy toy, and if cut, for the guy you can always marry a second wife, for the lady,………….GO FIGURE

A lot of people do obscene things all for the sake of getting rich…seriously things people settle for is crazy, EXAMPLES

Is it that people don’t watch hollywood to know that the era of robbing banks with guns blazing is so 19th century? You go guns blazing, downside, you waste bullets, time, and might not even get into the bank because of the security, and even though you do, you leave (if you survive the shot out) with less than enough, then you give your loot to the boss who after he takes his share leave you with enough to by beer, isi ewu, and hookers for just a week then you’re back to square one.

Here’s a hint, every banks gone upgrade, technology, security, transport. So what’s stopping your own upgrade? Think internet robbery, high tech break in. That way you make serious hits less time spent, more money made and definitely less or no bullets.

Speaking of internet lets talk internet fraud AKA yahoo yahoo: if you still think people are still naive about it, you’re either stupid or just being stupidly stupid. The whole world has cut up with the whole oil well story or long lost uncle crap, what you need is to go upgrade, YAHOO ++, that way you have the devil backing you. Pity, you won’t live to tell your story.
Or you go and try out blood money and your chicken picks only 2 corn seeds, giving you just two years to leave, i can imagine the devil laughing his a** off, but seriously instead of that try kidnapping, it's risk free, highly profitable and is exactly like fishing, if you catch blows, you can always recast your net. trust me there's are plenty senators and ministers children out for grabbing.


But honestly why waste so much time on the computer hoping and praying to catch a maga and hammer, when you can just be a politician and hammer seriously?

Now we’re on the note of politicians I don’t get this, you want to be a rich and corrupt politician and you go and join AP,PPA or ANPP, you’re seriously daft. Haven’t you heard of PDP? Trust me, if you get you’re foot in, all you aspirations will be met, including VIP gate pass to HELL.

There plenty more upgrades of sins you could chose from, this are just the few I could dig into, but if you really want to go make the devil your inspiration then you should aspire to think outside the box, don’t let the devil eat his cake and have it, be a Nigerian and beat him at his game, upgrade you sins.

Once again this is not in anyway a go ahead, cause on judgment day when God asks you, if you say, Ikenna said, OYO LO WA. Am just telling those that have set their mind on damnation to make the best of there time. in the end if you know you want to sin and go to hell, make the best of it and think big.

My final advice: REPENT